A tribute to cancer

Sung to the tune of Mercedes Benz…

Oh Lord, don’t you know, I was feelin’ just fine
Maybe a cold, or a flu sometimes
But now i’m a sittin’ just bidin’ my time
Oh Lord, I remember I was feelin’ just fine

Oh Lord, there’s lots you could’a sent down
A car, a TV, a night on the town
But ya sent the Big C, now problems abound
Oh Lord, there’s lots you could’a sent down

Oh Lord, soon I’ll have, no hair on me
That’d be okay if I looked like Connery
But it’s gonna be more like Mahatma Gandhi
Oh Lord don’t take my hair from me

Oh Lord t’aint the chemo that worries me
But there’s a side effect, I guess we will see
I’ll stock up on blue pills and take one nightly
Oh Lord, I really don’t want ED

Oh Lord I guess it’s all part of your plan
I’ll do the best to do the best that I can
Til’ the show’s all done and the films in the can
Oh Lord I’ll do the best that I can

Oh Lord I’ll do the best that I can